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Post by bigjohnsparky on Aug 19, 2018 10:49:01 GMT
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Post by TonyM on Aug 20, 2018 6:22:09 GMT
Very true  |
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Post by Dulac on Aug 23, 2018 16:02:50 GMT
Perfectly so. Also, when you bend down to pick something up you think "what else can I do whilst I am down here?"
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Post by Dulac on Sept 5, 2018 14:29:52 GMT
A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read,'Free Sex with Fill-Up!'
Seamus pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Seamus guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."
A week later, Seamus, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Seamus guessed 2. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, Mick said to Seamus, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex at all."
Seamus replied, "No, no, it's genuine enough Mick. Me wife won twice last week."
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