Post by bigjohnsparky on Aug 11, 2018 10:38:03 GMT
A burglar broke into a house in the dead of night. He switched on his penlight and went into the lounge, he was unplugging the laptop when he heard a voice in the dark saying ‘Jesus is watching you’ he swung his penlight around the dark room and said ‘who said that?’ There was no response. He put the laptop in his bag and he heard a voice in the dark say ‘Jesus is watching you!’ Again he swung the penlight around the room and saw a parrot on a perch in the corner of the room. The burglar said to the parrot ‘was that you?, did you say that?’ the parrot replied ‘Jesus is watching you’ the burglar walked over to the parrot and said ‘hello there, who’s a pretty boy, what’s your name?’ The parrot replied ‘Moses’ the burglar laughed and said ‘what sort of numpties name their parrot Moses?’ ‘The same sort of numpties who name their Rottweiler Jesus!’ Replied the parrot!