Post by bigjohnsparky on Sept 12, 2018 21:40:41 GMT
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom wardrobe to watch. The woman’s husband comes home early from work. She tells her boyfriend to hide in the wardrobe, not realizing that her son is in there already.
The little boy says, “Its dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy “I have an action man.”
Man “That’s nice.”
Boy “Want to buy it?”
Man “No, thanks.”
Boy “My dad’s outside.”
Man “OK, how much?”
Boy “£25”
A few weeks later it happens again that the son and the boyfriend are in the wardrobe together.
The boy says “Its dark in here.”
Man “Yes, it is.”
Boy “I have an action man tank”
The boyfriend remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
Boy “£75”
Man “Fine.”
A few days later, the father finds the £100 hidden in his son’s bedroom. “Where did you get the money son?” Asks dad.
The boy says, “I sold my action man and tank.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
Boy “£100”
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that…that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, “it’s Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that crap again.”
The little boy says, “Its dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy “I have an action man.”
Man “That’s nice.”
Boy “Want to buy it?”
Man “No, thanks.”
Boy “My dad’s outside.”
Man “OK, how much?”
Boy “£25”
A few weeks later it happens again that the son and the boyfriend are in the wardrobe together.
The boy says “Its dark in here.”
Man “Yes, it is.”
Boy “I have an action man tank”
The boyfriend remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
Boy “£75”
Man “Fine.”
A few days later, the father finds the £100 hidden in his son’s bedroom. “Where did you get the money son?” Asks dad.
The boy says, “I sold my action man and tank.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
Boy “£100”
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that…that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, “it’s Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that crap again.”